Monday, November 19, 2007

Big Dog Daddy…

Ok, so anyone who’s watched any sports in the past few months, has definitely come across the newest installment of horrendous commercials from the people at Ford.  This commercial starts country music recording artist…whatever his name is.  Seriously, how am I going to know the name of this guy?  Ok, so I googled “Big Dog Daddy” and got nothing, then I typed in “1990’s phrases” and immediately got his name.  Toby Keith, (Two horrible first names mixed together to make one terrible name.)  Well, anyway, this commercial comes on and Toby tells us all how Ford trucks are great.  Meanwhile, there’s this song playing in the background.  The only lyrics you here are the important ones…

BIG DAAAAWG-A-DADDY!!!

Most of the time, at the conclusion of these commercials, I’m so full of rage, I can’t even smile.  I just want to end Toby Keith’s existence.   Regardless here’s what I believe went down in the recording studio, that would lead Mr. Toby Keith, to write such an atrocious disgrace of horrible 90’s fat guy clothing lines. 

Toby Keith: Guys…I…I don’t know about this…it seems a little dated. 

Redneck Cousin: Whachoo talkin baooout?  I done saw a shirt just the other day. I reckon, I saw 2 shirts.  One was on a big feller, bout the size of my Ford Pickup Truck.  He had a shirt on him that said “Big Dog” all the way across his chest.  Then, by the time I reached the bar, I done saw me a 2nd feller with a shirt that says “Big Daddy”.   That’s when I saw the light.  I realized, if I take 2 outdated phrases, and mixem…weellllll, I’ma have me a hit country sawng!  YEEE HAW!!  Pass me a brew and my cousin, I’m fittin to get some!!!
 
Suck it Toby Keith, and suck it Toby Keith’s redneck cousin/brother.

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