Wednesday | June 11, 2008

2 and 1/2 Months....With Photographic Evidence of Weight Loss.

Ok, ok.  So this past week was full of lil victories for lil ol' me.  I'm officially back down to Rich Hutchings circa 2001, so that's a plus.  The official measurement differences are:

Pants:
Before: 56 waist
Now: 48 waist

Shirts:
Before: 5-6xl
Now: 3xl

So yeah, who needs scales?  Not me.  Scales are for cheaters, and people who require accuracy, and actual figures to chart their progression.  Nah, fuck that.  I'm all about the visual.  You tell me a chicks hot, show me the hot chick.  You tell me that I'm losing weight, show me a skinnier guy...and without further ado....

Before: (1/6/08 as you can see, the child is terrified, and rightfully so I'm a fucking manatee.)



Now: (6/10/08 nobody for miles...why?...too f'n sexy)


So not only am I so skinny that I changed the overall perspective of the photo taken from landscape to portrait, but I've become the worlds 2nd biggest jockey, next to Shaq.   Although, I don't care whatcha gotta say about it, that shirt is pimptacular. 

Well, this was about the pictures, not so much the talking.  See you fuckers next week.
Posted by Rich, Dick, Versus, White Hot Chocolate. at 16:07:53 | Permanent Link | Comments (8) |
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1 - Go Hutch Go!!! And the shirt is fagtastic. (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2008/06/11 - 21:10:46
2 - looks like you are about to eat that baby

-mike (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2008/06/11 - 21:11:21
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3 - I would've eaten that baby, but someone had to ruin it by taking a picture...ah well. My baby eatin days are over.

And you are wrong Jay, that shirt is the envy of all of the jockey's across America. (Comment this)

Written by: Rich, Dick, Versus, White Hot Chocolate. at 2008/06/12 - 00:22:42
4 - Looks like you just gave birth to that baby.

Now you're starting to look like that gay ass dude with
Ryan and Jim with Santa Claus (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2008/06/12 - 01:12:18
5 - I love you so much! (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2008/06/12 - 16:37:45
6 - Your going to look awesome on our wedding day!! :)


-me (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2008/06/12 - 17:15:51
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7 - That last comment, I can only assume came from Angela or Joe...or Brian. (Comment this)

Written by: Rich, Dick, Versus, White Hot Chocolate. at 2008/06/12 - 17:21:25
8 - Da damn da damn...lookin good Rich...congrats!!!! (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2008/06/12 - 18:50:43
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