Vivaaaaa Viagra....
I've expressed my disliking of the new Viagra commercial to a lot of my friends. But I figured, it's valid, why not share it with everyone?!
So, I'm sitting at home, watching the television. When suddenly, a group of men appear on my screen. Smiling, laughing, playing good ol' american Rock and/or Roll. It was their rendition of the great Elvis Presley classic, Viva Las Vegas. Of course, these gentlemen weren't praising the awesomeness that is Las Vegas, NOOOO!!! These gentlemen cleverly switched out the traditional chorus of "Viva Las Vegas" and replaced it with "Viva Viagra" which, when you think about it, makes perfect sense. Although the approach to this commercial is what's sent me into this tyrade.
Let me break down the scene for you. A bunch of grown men, who have clearly made themselves a band. Upright bass player, guitarists, piano player, and they all sing. How great!! It's like having the wet noodle Patridge family jamboree!! And they're smiling, and happy, and enjoying the time with their Viagra bretheren...
AND IT MAKES ME SICK!!!
Ok, VIAGRA!! I really hope you're listening, here's how your stupid commercials should go!! Because nobody with a broke dick really wants to sit around watching a bunch of insignificant nothings play with a working instrument while their broken instrument remains silent!
Scene opens, and you hear weeping from behind a closed door. The camera begins to pan towards the door, past a bed with a scantily clad lady sitting up on it, wearing a look of disappointment.
As the camera gets closer you hear a mans voice saying "Come on!! Don't do this!! Whyyyyy!!?!" and things of that sort.
When the door opens, we see a man, sitting on a toilet, shaking around his unit around, with a face full of tears and humiliation. Then, as he releases a primative scream of "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!", and he looks at the sky, in big pink letters at the bottom, it should read something basic. Here's a few options:
VIAGRA
Yes, you're less of a man.
VIAGRA
You're not alone. Other men are just as pathetic.
VIAGRA
Sorry your dick don't work. Here's a pill!
**Side note: Karma will catch up to me, I'm well aware of this. That's why I make fun of it now, before it happens to me. Like the aids.**
