Rich’s Blog de Sexy

Last night was probably one of the greatest nights I’ve had when it comes to sports. After 22 years of hibernation, the Boston Celtics have come out and taken back the NBA Championship by DESTROOOOYING the LA Lakers. Pound on your chest now, Vuja-bitch! (thanks for that lil gem Joe) I’ve never been so happy to see one man win a championship, more than Kevin Garnett. If I ever have to fight Kimbo Slice, 1 on 1, I’m going to watch KG’s post-finals speech before hand. Sure I’ll still probably be beaten into a coma, but man will I be amped up for it. That primal scream he let loose gave my goose bumps, goose bumps. The only happiness I could assumingly compare that to is when Doogie Howser was doing lines off of the hookers ass in Harold & Kumar, Go To White Castle.

A second championship was won in Masschusetts as well last night. A local Dynasty known as the Angry Pirates won their…like…8th championship out of 4 years playing together, and our overall record during that period is 114-13. Two games last night, first was a blowout. Second game, and championship was even MORE of a blowout. I’m pretty sure the final score was like 48-12, no matter what, we’re champs, yet again, and I feel like a shorter, fatter, lighter skinned, less talented, poorer, less coordinated version of Kevin Garnett.

TOP OF THE WOOOORLD!!

My favorite picture, don’t know why, it just is:

As for my diet, it continually progresses into a full workout routine. From just walking, to speed walking…now I’m to the point where I jog approximately half the distance I’m walking. So, .8 miles jogging, .8 miles walking. (50 walking steps, 50 jogging steps) It’s a slow progress, but it’s progress none the less.

Angela and I discovered one of the greatest combinations of meat/cheese ever this week. Write this down, because Atkins or no Atkins, this is de-F’N-licious. Steak tips with pepper jack cheese melted on it, that’s all you need. Angela has gone down about 3 full pant sizes, and got this cute Garnett T-Shirt a few weeks back. She fills it out, but in the good way. I’d post pictures of her, but really, this blog’s all about me. (just kidding, if I didn’t lose our camera, we’d have 50 new pictures of her. I just suck)

The flag football season’s over, but the great thing that I took from this season is my improvement in the energy/speed/quickness department. When this football season started, I was slow, no energy, couldn’t get off the line quick, and getting back to the huddle after was a slow walk. Last night, it was jog to the line, sprint off the line, get to the spot, play over, jog back to the huddle. And my god, it felt great.

This weekend I have a Maine getaway with the boys. I’m sure it’ll involve a whole bunch of trying not to look each other in the eye when we’re showering together. But hey, it wouldn’t be vacation without some of that. Just kidding, I’m sharing a room with Bouff, being the two notorious snorers, I’m certain I’ll be fending off spooning offers all weekend. Until I’m loaded, then I just need to be comforted. Hahaa.

Ok, well, no pictures this week, but I can say my 48’s are getting loose…so who knows what’s next. I guess I do, it’s 46, but you know what I’m saying jackasses.