Wednesday, June 11, 2008

2 and 1/2 Months….With Photographic Evidence of Weight Loss.

Ok, ok.  So this past week was full of lil victories for lil ol’ me.  I’m officially back down to Rich Hutchings circa 2001, so that’s a plus.  The official measurement differences are:

Pants:
Before: 56 waist
Now: 48 waist

Shirts:
Before: 5-6xl
Now: 3xl

So yeah, who needs scales?  Not me.  Scales are for cheaters, and people who require accuracy, and actual figures to chart their progression.  Nah, fuck that.  I’m all about the visual.  You tell me a chicks hot, show me the hot chick.  You tell me that I’m losing weight, show me a skinnier guy…and without further ado….

Before: (1/6/08 as you can see, the child is terrified, and rightfully so I’m a fucking manatee.)

Now: (6/10/08 nobody for miles…why?…too f’n sexy)

So not only am I so skinny that I changed the overall perspective of the photo taken from landscape to portrait, but I’ve become the worlds 2nd biggest jockey, next to Shaq.   Although, I don’t care whatcha gotta say about it, that shirt is pimptacular. 

Well, this was about the pictures, not so much the talking.  See you fuckers next week.

Posted by Rich, Dick, Versus, White Hot Chocolate. at 21:07:53
Comments

9 Responses to “2 and 1/2 Months….With Photographic Evidence of Weight Loss.”

  1. Anonymous says:
    June 11, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Go Hutch Go!!! And the shirt is fagtastic.

  2. Anonymous says:
    June 11, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    looks like you are about to eat that baby

    -mike

  3. Anonymous says:
    June 12, 2008 at 12:22 am

    I would’ve eaten that baby, but someone had to ruin it by taking a picture…ah well. My baby eatin days are over.

    And you are wrong Jay, that shirt is the envy of all of the jockey’s across America.

  4. Anonymous says:
    June 12, 2008 at 1:12 am

    Looks like you just gave birth to that baby.

    Now you’re starting to look like that gay ass dude with
    Ryan and Jim with Santa Claus

  5. Anonymous says:
    June 12, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    I love you so much!

  6. Anonymous says:
    June 12, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Your going to look awesome on our wedding day!! :)

    -me

  7. Anonymous says:
    June 12, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    That last comment, I can only assume came from Angela or Joe…or Brian.

  8. Anonymous says:
    June 12, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Da damn da damn…lookin good Rich…congrats!!!!

  9. kaliskablack says:
    May 7, 2009 at 7:14 am

    You write very true and vivid!

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